don't let the smell stop you

Friday, January 30, 2004

sunny day real estate - killed by an angel


michael kimbrough, no, not the one from beamer. this guy's from long beach. william funk, also hailing from long beach. and david saunders!! also from long beach, but he lives in portland now and goes to college there and i love him.
let's see. i'm not wearing underwear, my socks are all sweaty and smelly, my hands are covered in dried white powder, and i'm too lazy to fix the shirt that i accidentally put on backwards.
ahh, such is the life of the menial labor class.
actually, it wasn't so bad today. really, i'm sorry to only have work to talk about, but it's where the most exciting things actually happen, sadly.
ryan was working so we sat in the guard room and did crossword puzzles for a really long time. then we played connect four on a little hand held computer game. i talked to stephanie on my cell phone for about an hour in the back of the girl's locker room.
the HIGHLiGHT! of the day was: cleaning! haha, no what's sad is that i'm actually serious. i was in the middle of wiping down the girl's bathroom mirror when tosha runs in, eating a snickers, and says "chelsea! i've been trying to find you!"
see, when they have swim meets, there are always refreshments for the swimmers. and sometimes there are leftovers. now, this was a very easy meet - there was practically nothing to clean up because no one was being messy. so, there were lots and lots of left-over food stuffs, with a sign that said "For the Staff!" tosha didn't tell anyone about this. there was a fridge full of yogurt and juice and vegetable and fruit platters. next to the fridge was a large stack of costco goldfish cracker boxes, more fruit, muffins, crackers, trail mix, etc. mind you, this is all costco-sized bulk stuff. so, in the other room, we had a counter covered in licorice and snickers and cookies and pretzels and granola bars and lots of other stuff. and under a table were knee-high stacks of soda.
so umm... yeah tosha and i grabbed a giant rolling dumpster and filled it with all the food we wanted, then put a few cardboard boxes on top and pretended to roll it out to the trash. we packed the trunks of our cars with food and got away with it, without anyone knowing! it was great! we were running around in the freezing cold, laughing our asses off because the most we've heard of pool attendants taking might be a 6-pack they hide for later.
and umm... that's pretty much it. boring day, if'n i do say so myself.

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