jimmy eat world - seventeen

i've been preoccupied all day, i'm dead tired now and no, i'm not going to do my homework, thanks. however, first thing i saw when i got online was a message from jon.
Auto response from missinglunchbox: what do you think i'm doing?
SNESLinkX: You are bob sledding!?????
SNESLinkX: You are truly awe inspiring
SNESLinkX: why, just last month you were conducting brain surgery
SNESLinkX: now you are bob sledding!!!!????
SNESLinkX: what's next?
SNESLinkX: Juggling Chainsaws in the special olympics??
SNESLinkX: oh my wonderful Chelsea
laughed out loud and thought it was the funniest damn thing i've heard all day, until i checked my email and got this from jessika.
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:
11. "What the fuck do you mean we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the fuck was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877
8. "Any fucking idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so fucking look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the fuck did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 1260
5. "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling!?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the fuck are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered fucking showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1999
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad."
-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003
after both of these knee-slapping moments, i've decided that i need to sleep.